Conscious Carnivore Gifts

"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"

"Grass-fed, organic, free-range – it hardly even died."

'I love to eat meat, I love to wear fur... Doc, I'm feeling guilty!!'

100% organic pork sausages

"So you'd like a slice of my dead mother with potatoes au gratin... You sure about that?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

A butcher and his apprentice.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

"Namasteak"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

The Climate Change Debate Explained

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'