Cognitive Carnivore Gifts

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

We'll have whatever they are

Ground Game!

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

100% organic pork sausages

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."