Carnivore Philosophers Gifts

"Sorry sir, it appears that we're out of chicken fingers."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"Namasteak"

A butcher and his apprentice.

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'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

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Too rare perhaps?

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"

100% organic pork sausages

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

We'll have whatever they are

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'