Carnivorous Conversationalist Gifts

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

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'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Cooked rare.

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

We'll have whatever they are

"Sorry sir, it appears that we're out of chicken fingers."

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'