Carnivorous Conversationalist Prints

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

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A butcher and his apprentice.

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

"Sorry sir, it appears that we're out of chicken fingers."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

We'll have whatever they are

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'