Carnivorous Diet Gifts

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

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A butcher and his apprentice.

'White meat or dark?'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

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Too rare perhaps?

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

We'll have whatever they are

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"Sorry sir, it appears that we're out of chicken fingers."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

The food was nice...but something was missing.

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'

'A person has to eat. Right, Judge?'