Carnivorous Culinary Gifts

"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'White meat or dark?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

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I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

Venus Fly Trap

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

We'll have whatever they are

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

Ground Game!

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'