Carnivorous Culinary Pillows

"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

*=Hotdog

'White meat or dark?'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

A butcher and his apprentice.

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

Venus Fly Trap

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

Ground Game!

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

We'll have whatever they are

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."