Carnivore With A Taste For Irony Pillows

Pig in the back room sits quivering as the chef offers bacon bits to a customer.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

*=Hotdog

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Free Range Chickens

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Hotel mini-bar.

Shrimp cook

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"I think we have an ant problem"

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

Ground Game!

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'

Lion at a restaurant

"I asked for cosmetics but I got ultra-processed foods."

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

A real turkey lunch.

Nobody's perfect.

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

"Thank you for your opinions, I will now continue to do as I damn well please."

'I'm feeling frisky today - I'll have the fresh antelope!'

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