Foodie With A Sense Of Irony Pillows

Granny Wilson's Home Baked Cakes.

Shrimp cook

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Jewish Geometry

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Free Range Chickens

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

Ranch Dressing

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"Trust you to pick a restaurant that serves indigestion tablets rather than after dinner mints."

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

"...and you!? Did you like yours?"

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

"But Kevin, why can't we have a proper jacuzzi like next door?"

'Surgeon General's warning on junk food! Lighten up a little!'

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

'Brace yourself, dear. The doctor says I'm allergic to lousy cooking.'