Foodie Irony Lover Pillows

Food guide.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Free Range Chickens

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Shrimp cook

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

'I spent the afternoon over a $500 lunch explaining how bad business is.'

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

Pig in the back room sits quivering as the chef offers bacon bits to a customer.

"I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'd like some hospital food."

"I asked for cosmetics but I got ultra-processed foods."

Rice Cakes Gone Wild

Fish & chips in newspaper of the year.

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

"The jelly required a soupçon more texture on the custard was on the wrong side of sweet."

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

Strict Diet,

"Are all of your carcinogens produced locally?"

The problem with word of mouth marketing was that the word everyone used was rubbish.

"Triple cheeseburger with extra cheese, mega chips, onion rings and a diet cola."

'Tv dinner'

What do you fancy?

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

"I'll have two lettuce filled, three carrot glazed, five celery frosted. . ."

Four farm animals sitting down for a meal.

"Do you carry any healthy snack options?"

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."