Foodie Irony Lover Prints

Food guide.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Free Range Chickens

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Shrimp cook

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

'I spent the afternoon over a $500 lunch explaining how bad business is.'

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

"The jelly required a soupçon more texture on the custard was on the wrong side of sweet."

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

Fish & chips in newspaper of the year.

"I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'd like some hospital food."

Rice Cakes Gone Wild

Nobody's perfect.

"I asked for cosmetics but I got ultra-processed foods."

Pig in the back room sits quivering as the chef offers bacon bits to a customer.

Strict Diet,

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

"Are all of your carcinogens produced locally?"

The problem with word of mouth marketing was that the word everyone used was rubbish.

"Do you carry any healthy snack options?"

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

"I'll have two lettuce filled, three carrot glazed, five celery frosted. . ."

Four farm animals sitting down for a meal.

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."

'Tv dinner'

'I'm not sure if I'm a vegan or not but I do only eat animals that are herbivores.'