Foodie Who Loves Irony Pillows

Free Range Chickens

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Shrimp cook

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

'I spent the afternoon over a $500 lunch explaining how bad business is.'

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

Pig in the back room sits quivering as the chef offers bacon bits to a customer.

Fish & chips in newspaper of the year.

"The jelly required a soupçon more texture on the custard was on the wrong side of sweet."

Nobody's perfect.

"I asked for cosmetics but I got ultra-processed foods."

"One or two customers have complained of vomiting and diarrhoea. But don't worry, it only seems to be a twenty-four hour thing."

Rice Cakes Gone Wild

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

Strict Diet,

"Are all of your carcinogens produced locally?"

The problem with word of mouth marketing was that the word everyone used was rubbish.

"I'll have two lettuce filled, three carrot glazed, five celery frosted. . ."

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

Four farm animals sitting down for a meal.

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."

'Tv dinner'

'I'm not sure if I'm a vegan or not but I do only eat animals that are herbivores.'

"Triple cheeseburger with extra cheese, mega chips, onion rings and a diet cola."