Foodie Who Loves Irony Pillows

Free Range Chickens

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Shrimp cook

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

'I spent the afternoon over a $500 lunch explaining how bad business is.'

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

Fish & chips in newspaper of the year.

"I asked for cosmetics but I got ultra-processed foods."

Rice Cakes Gone Wild

"The jelly required a soupçon more texture on the custard was on the wrong side of sweet."

Pig in the back room sits quivering as the chef offers bacon bits to a customer.

"One or two customers have complained of vomiting and diarrhoea. But don't worry, it only seems to be a twenty-four hour thing."

Strict Diet,

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

"Are all of your carcinogens produced locally?"

The problem with word of mouth marketing was that the word everyone used was rubbish.

"Triple cheeseburger with extra cheese, mega chips, onion rings and a diet cola."

Four farm animals sitting down for a meal.

"I'll have two lettuce filled, three carrot glazed, five celery frosted. . ."

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

'Of course our veggie burgers are good. We deep fat fry them.'

'Tv dinner'

'I'm not sure if I'm a vegan or not but I do only eat animals that are herbivores.'