Carnivore In Denial Pillows

'I hate to tell you this...but you're going to have to give up red meat.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Fast Food Dieter

'White meat or dark?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"He's a fussy eater."

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

The food was nice...but something was missing.

We'll have whatever they are

'Now that I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.'

Dog working as a butcher.

"I refuse to eat vegan food. I'm an omnivore, me!"

A real turkey lunch.

Pig in the back room sits quivering as the chef offers bacon bits to a customer.

'. . . And for all you vegetarians out there the Venus Flytrap.'

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

"Do you have a vegetarian option?"

Ill Advised Vegan Survey

Are we what we eat and what do we actually eat?

"Damn straight, if the food chain ain't broke, don't fix it."

A rump of butchers