Carnivore In Denial Gifts

'I hate to tell you this...but you're going to have to give up red meat.'

Burger Shack. I'm trying to go vegan, but I still sneak away for an occasional burger. You need a little "meat time"!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Fast Food Dieter

A butcher and his apprentice.

'White meat or dark?'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"He's a fussy eater."

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

'I told you not to order the stake.'

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

The food was nice...but something was missing.

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

We'll have whatever they are

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Now that I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.'

"I refuse to eat vegan food. I'm an omnivore, me!"

Dog working as a butcher.

Pig in the back room sits quivering as the chef offers bacon bits to a customer.

A real turkey lunch.

'. . . And for all you vegetarians out there the Venus Flytrap.'

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

"Oh, I don't mind! Anything that tastes like a ten ounce, medium rare, rib-eye steak."

Are we what we eat and what do we actually eat?

Ill Advised Vegan Survey