Carnivore Chuckles Gifts

A real turkey lunch.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

*=Hotdog

A butcher and his apprentice.

'White meat or dark?'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

We'll have whatever they are

Ground Game!

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."