Carnivore Chuckler Gifts

"One man's meat is another man's beloved pet."

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'White meat or dark?'

World of Cow.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

*=Hotdog

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Too rare perhaps?

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 8

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

A real turkey lunch.

"Eat your predigested greens."

'A person has to eat. Right, Judge?'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'I'm tired of the old and weak ones: They don't really taste that great...'