Vegetarian Chuckler Gifts

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Two vegetarians please.

Free salad bar.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Spinach Dating.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"Y a qué de la salade?"

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

"At this point in my life I'm just happy being unprocessed meat."

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

Tofu bi-products.

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'A politician is like a vegetarian who promises you to make ends meat.'

"Brrroccollliii...brrroccollliii...I told you I was a vegetarian when we met, Dwayne, so get over it!"

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

Cow sees farmer as cuts of meat

Ham selection at the supermarket meat department.