Vegetarian Chuckler Gifts

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 8

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Two vegetarians please.

Free salad bar.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

Spinach Dating.

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

Cow,Pig and Chicken Exit Meats Eatery Quickly.

Tofu bi-products.

"Brrroccollliii...brrroccollliii...I told you I was a vegetarian when we met, Dwayne, so get over it!"

'A politician is like a vegetarian who promises you to make ends meat.'

"At this point in my life I'm just happy being unprocessed meat."

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

Cow sees farmer as cuts of meat