Humorous Vegetarian Gifts

'I'm a finicky vegetarian. I don't eat eggs unless they're poached. I don't eat meat, unless it is properly marinated. I don't eat fish unless it's breaded and fried.'

"I'm almost a vegetarian. I only ever eat herbivores."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Two vegetarians please.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Free salad bar.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Spinach Dating.

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

"Y a qué de la salade?"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Eye Bank.

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

Cow,Pig and Chicken Exit Meats Eatery Quickly.

'I don't think I've ever had an eggplant before!'