Vegetarian Chuckles Gifts

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Free salad bar.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Two vegetarians please.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

Spinach Dating.

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"Y a qué de la salade?"

Eye Bank.

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

'I don't think I've ever had an eggplant before!'

An Artichoke choking on some food