Vegan Laugh-seeker Gifts

"Are you sure it's vegan?"

"Two vegans, please."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

The vegan hunter

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Cybervegan Caf

Too Much SOY

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

Tofu bi-products.

'Of course, the peas are fresh. I personally opened the can myself.'

Good news! We determined the hair in your vegan soup is from the chef's fake fur coat!

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 8

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

When vegans pose for photos.

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

Humpty Dumpty replaced by egg substitute.

"Do you mind if I don't say cheese, I'm a vegan."

"Here comes Bob - and remember, he's sesitive about the cooking shrinkage."

Ill Advised Vegan Survey

"Fruit?" "Cheese?"

"First tofu of the season!"

'Hey, what happens in vegans,stays in vegans.'

"I'm looking for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."