Vegan Laugh-seeker Gifts

"Two vegans, please."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

The vegan hunter

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

Too Much SOY

'Of course, the peas are fresh. I personally opened the can myself.'

Tofu bi-products.

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

Humpty Dumpty replaced by egg substitute.

"Do you mind if I don't say cheese, I'm a vegan."

'What do you mean you're going vegan?'

"First tofu of the season!"

"Here comes Bob - and remember, he's sesitive about the cooking shrinkage."

Ill Advised Vegan Survey

"Fruit?" "Cheese?"

Cauliflower Red Riding Hood

'Hey, what happens in vegans,stays in vegans.'