Laughs About Vegan Food Gifts

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"Two vegans, please."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Free salad bar.

Two vegetarians please.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

Spinach Dating.

The vegan hunter

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"Y a qué de la salade?"

Cybervegan Caf

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

Too Much SOY

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

Good news! We determined the hair in your vegan soup is from the chef's fake fur coat!

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"