Vegan Chuckler Gifts

"Yes, I'm vegan and no longer eat the prey animals but it's still a lot of fun to kill them!"

"The subwoofers really help."

World of Cow.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

"Sounds like a lot of 'EIEIO' to me!"

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

"I keep getting into a flap."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

Veganuary

'What do you mean you're going vegan?'

'I won't introduce you - he's an arable farmer. Absolutely arable.'

'Curses on historical perspective.'

"One man's meat is another man's beloved pet."

"I don't know about you but a plant based diet makes me fart."

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%..Better buy more toilet rolls!"