Vegan Chuckler Pillows

"Yes, I'm vegan and no longer eat the prey animals but it's still a lot of fun to kill them!"

"The subwoofers really help."

World of Cow.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

The Big Four debate banking ethics

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

'They come down here to smoke.'

He's very defensive about his personal space.

"Sounds like a lot of 'EIEIO' to me!"

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 8

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"I keep getting into a flap."

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

"Are you sure it's vegan?"

'I won't introduce you - he's an arable farmer. Absolutely arable.'

"One man's meat is another man's beloved pet."

'What do you mean you're going vegan?'

Veganuary

"I don't know about you but a plant based diet makes me fart."

'Curses on historical perspective.'

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"