Vegan Chuckles Pillows

"I don't know about you but a plant based diet makes me fart."

"Two vegans, please."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Free salad bar.

Two vegetarians please.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Spinach Dating.

The vegan hunter

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

Too Much SOY

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

"At this point in my life I'm just happy being unprocessed meat."

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'