Food Lover In Denial Gifts

Fast Food Dieter

'Your French dip, sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

"Consider it your entrée into the business world."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."

Chicken

Holy Guacamole.

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."