Carnivore Cultivating Curiosity Pillows

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'White meat or dark?'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

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A butcher and his apprentice.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Venus Fly Trap

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

Ground Game!

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

We'll have whatever they are

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'