Curious Carnivores Pillows

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"

We'll have whatever they are

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

100% organic pork sausages

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

Ground Game!

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."