Eating Meat Gifts

Woman sees sign on butcher shop advertising ribs.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Steak Ted?'

Party Animals.

Soup of the month.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Rump roast?"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Pigeon Little

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

The Main Types of Cheese

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'The Burrito King.'