Meat Consumption Gifts

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Oh he's a clown alright, but I wouldn't laugh about Ronald McDonald!'

Are we what we eat and what do we actually eat?

BSE

'What! You ate my patient?'

The Atkins Diet.

Bo-Peep loses it

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Important Food Groups

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Platter confusion.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

*=Hotdog

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Family Butcher.