Meat Consumption Prints

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Oh he's a clown alright, but I wouldn't laugh about Ronald McDonald!'

Are we what we eat and what do we actually eat?

BSE

'What! You ate my patient?'

The Atkins Diet.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Bo-Peep loses it

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Important Food Groups

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Platter confusion.

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'