Meat Eater With A Twist Gifts

Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Cow of BEEF

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Platter confusion.

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Oooh... bacon!"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"And a hef pond good sirloin for my boy, Sergeant Koppleman."

"You secretly watch BBQ shows??! You pervert!!!"

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."