Whimsical Meat Lover Gifts

"I can see...two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!"

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Platter confusion.

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

I don

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'I'm not sure how to break this to you all... the Atkins diet is back.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"You secretly watch BBQ shows??! You pervert!!!"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"And a hef pond good sirloin for my boy, Sergeant Koppleman."