Meat-loving Hipster Gifts

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Important Food Groups

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Platter confusion.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Family Butcher.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

I don

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

*=Hotdog

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'