Meat-loving Hipster Pillows

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

Important Food Groups

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Cow of BEEF

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Platter confusion.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Oooh... bacon!"

Family Butcher.

*=Hotdog

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.