Meat-loving Punster Pillows

Vegetarian Watch confronts a notorious carnivore.

"That's it. We’re toast."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dogs life

K9 Literati

'Out, damned Spot.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Pet Cemetery.

Dog Walker

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Mystery of the Poets

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

2B or not 2B

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

Optometrist Humor

"The pompano poached in parchment is very alliterative tonight."

"It's made with real angel hair."

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

"Hallelujah!"

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"Norman is an island."

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

Lit. Exam. I carefully read "Ulysses," "Dubliners" and "Finnegans Wake," but I was kicked out by the teacher for calling the exam a "multiple-Joyce" test.