Meat-loving Punster Mugs

Vegetarian Watch confronts a notorious carnivore.

"That's it. We’re toast."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Dogs life

'Iguana know what time it is.'

K9 Literati

'Out, damned Spot.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Dog Walker

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Mystery of the Poets

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

2B or not 2B

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Optometrist Humor

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"The pompano poached in parchment is very alliterative tonight."

"It's made with real angel hair."

"Hallelujah!"

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Prize vegetables with rude names.

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

"Norman is an island."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"