Culinary Punster Pillows

'Our food has the top Michelin rating.' 'The food or the tyre?'

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

"It's true escargot will add calories to the meal, but very slowly."

"That's it. We’re toast."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'Jurassic Pork.'

K9 Literati

'Out, damned Spot.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Mystery of the Poets

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

2B or not 2B

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

Optometrist Humor

"Hallelujah!"

"It's made with real angel hair."

"The pompano poached in parchment is very alliterative tonight."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

"Norman is an island."

Noodle exchange program.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, all we ask for Mr. Whitman is poetic justice."

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."