Kitchen Punster Pillows

"That's it. We’re toast."

"It's made with real angel hair."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dogs life

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Dog Walker

Pet Cemetery.

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

"The pompano poached in parchment is very alliterative tonight."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

Prize vegetables with rude names.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Hallelujah!"

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

Licker Store

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

Stock Cube Crossing