Kitchen Punster Pillows

"That's it. We’re toast."

"It's made with real angel hair."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Dogs life

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dog Walker

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Prize vegetables with rude names.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Hallelujah!"

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"The pompano poached in parchment is very alliterative tonight."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Stock Cube Crossing

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

Noodle exchange program.