Man with horns eating beef
Meat Lover With A Sense Of Humor Gifts
Looking for a fun gift for the meat lover in your life? Our collection features witty and playful products that celebrate their passion for all things meat. From humorous mugs to quirky t-shirts, these items are sure to bring a smile and a mention of their favorite (well-cooked) delicacy. Ideal for birthdays, celebrations, or just because—make their meaty obsession a conversation starter with our thoughtfully humorous range.
Cow's Last Will and Testament.
'Steak Ted?'
'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'
What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?
'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'
"Rump roast?"
"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."
"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."
'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'
Important Food Groups
6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue
"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."
"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."
Cow of BEEF
Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.
A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat
"What do you have that won't kill me?"
Platter confusion.
"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."
"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"
"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."
Would you mind putting the barbecue out?
"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"
"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."
*=Hotdog
"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."
'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'
'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'
"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."
'I'd like the tongue, please.'
"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."
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"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"
"I assume you're on the paleo diet."
Meat Lover With A Sense Of Humor Gifts Collection
Meat Lover With A Sense Of Humor Mugs
Looking for more humorous meat-themed mugs? Check out our range of witty coffee cups that are sure to make every morning more deliciously fun.
Meat Lover With A Sense Of Humor Pillows
Brighten up their living space with humorous meat-themed pillows. Soft, quirky, and made to make a statement in any room.
Meat Lover With A Sense Of Humor Prints
Add some humor to their walls with meat-themed prints that blend art and comedy perfectly.
Meat Lover With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts
Explore our collection of funny meat lover t-shirts. Perfect for casual outings, barbecues, or just showing off their tasty sense of humor.