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Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Platter confusion.

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

I don

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"And a hef pond good sirloin for my boy, Sergeant Koppleman."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"You secretly watch BBQ shows??! You pervert!!!"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

'He's cured.'