
"When I get outta here, I'm seeing a thick, juicy steak in my future!"
Celebrate their love of meat with a t-shirt that’s as witty as they are. Fun, bold, and full of personality, it’s an ideal gift for the irony-seeking meat eater.
"When I get outta here, I'm seeing a thick, juicy steak in my future!"
What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?
Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.
"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."
Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.
Free Range Chickens
"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."
Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.
Shrimp cook
Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.
'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'
"I'm an 'ethical' carnivore'. Were any of those cows assholes?"
Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.
Cow sees farmer as cuts of meat
Nobody's perfect.
Pig in the back room sits quivering as the chef offers bacon bits to a customer.
"Hey, where's Frank?"
Freshly shaved ham.
Man with horns eating beef
'Perhaps... If they talked ALL the time and never shut up.'
"This is the 'Impossible Pumpkin'."
Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat
A tiny dog watches the big dogs eat meat.
Vegetarian Watch confronts a notorious carnivore.
"I can tell you're enjoying your alternative-meat burger. Look at the beet juice running down your chin!"
Food guide.
Granny Wilson's Home Baked Cakes.
"The service here is terrible, but I don't mind. . . the food is terrible."
"And I would life for the family to know that he didn't die in vain. He was delicious."
"I can see...two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!"
'Polly wants a T-bone steak.'
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