Meat Processing Worker Gifts

"I think we've been hacked."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Another day in the Splenda mines

Ghostbasters 3

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

A butcher and his apprentice.

*=Hotdog

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"Gesundheit."

The Butcher of 35th street.

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Milkshake Shortage

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

"I found what it means, but you're not going to like it..."

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"