Meat Processing Worker Gifts

"I think we've been hacked."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Another day in the Splenda mines

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Ghostbasters 3

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

*=Hotdog

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

"Gesundheit."

The Butcher of 35th street.

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

Milkshake Shortage

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

"I found what it means, but you're not going to like it..."

Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!