Meat Industry Worker Gifts

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

'Sometimes I think I like animals better than people.'

'Hey Fred, how's the salami business?'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Another day in the Splenda mines

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Ghostbasters 3

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

*=Hotdog

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"Gesundheit."

The Butcher of 35th street.

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

Milkshake Shortage

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

Butchers instructions for customers' meat sound as though he is talking about people

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

"God, I'll never eat another hot dog again after seeing how they're made!"

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"Hello, I'm Ryan. I'm not your waiter, but I'm hoping you'll still leave me a whopping tip."

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."