Abattoir Worker Gifts

'Look at this! A ring!...'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Where's my glove?'

'Who's the new guy?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Barnyard humor.

A butcher and his apprentice.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

Will work for manure.

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

“They look like last year’s models.”

"I reckon we've never met, but maybe you recognize my brother from last year's cattle drive!"

'He's in a good mood today.'

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.