Meat Industry Worker Mugs

United Steaks of America.

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

'Sometimes I think I like animals better than people.'

'Hey Fred, how's the salami business?'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Another day in the Splenda mines

Ghostbasters 3

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

*=Hotdog

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

The Butcher of 35th street.

"Gesundheit."

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

Milkshake Shortage

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

"God, I'll never eat another hot dog again after seeing how they're made!"

Time for a Raise

Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.

"Hello, I'm Ryan. I'm not your waiter, but I'm hoping you'll still leave me a whopping tip."

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."