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First Responders - Second Responders.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Holiday Supplies

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Cannibal recipes.

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Pizza Rescue.

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

"Appetizer is almost done."

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

"Fire down."

Another Rookie Mistake

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!