Foodie Firefighter Mugs

First Responders - Second Responders.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Holiday Supplies

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Cannibal recipes.

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

Pizza Rescue.

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

"Appetizer is almost done."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

Pizza Fencing

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

"Fire down."

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"