Campfire Culinary Artist T-Shirts

'Don't want chipolata right at the back.'

Another Rookie Mistake

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Sausages.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Holiday Supplies

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Pan Extension Chord

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Nobody likes a smore loser

Cannibal recipes.

Pizza Rescue.

Have food. Need toilet paper

"Appetizer is almost done."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.