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'Darling, does your Swiss army knife have a garlic press?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Sausages.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Holiday Supplies

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Pan Extension Chord

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

Have food. Need toilet paper

Pizza Rescue.

Cannibal recipes.

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"Appetizer is almost done."

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

My Musical Influences

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"